I Found A Brand New Best Friend

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'''Do you want some rice pudding? '''

No, that's gross 

It was a test Almond brittle?

Ooh, I love it the most

Me too

'''Do you collect coins? '''

Yeah, just in case 

Vending machines 

Become the dominant race

I've been alone all these years 

With my irrational fears 

But not the vending machine thing 

That's gonna happen 

But now before me I see 

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend 

And it's me 

I've found a brand new best friend 

And it's me

I thought I'd be taller 

I've been told I slouch 

'''I thought I've have both my eyes, you know? '''

It's in this pouch, ouch

'''Do llamas weird you out? '''

'''Yeah, are they camels or sheep? '''

No, no, I meant Lorenzo 

Oh, that's right, he played Meap

Now I know all about you 

And you know all about me, ooh, wee, ooh 

And now before me I see 

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend 

And it's me 

I've found a brand new best friend 

And it's me

Now that I've found you 

We can be a duo 

That's right, twice the weevils 

Double Doofenshmirtz 

Coming at you Fridays